Saturday, August 16, 2008

I AM SO STOOPID!!!

Here is a video of how to ride a roller coaster and enjoy it:



C and J had a wonderful ride! A fun ride!! They are actually young and in shape and had fun!

Next video is how to never ride a roller coaster! It doesn't work to pretend that you are young, in shape, and ready for some fun. STAY OFF THE RIDES IF YOU ARE OVER 60!!! Joan said she is gonna kill me because I got cocky, had fun on a gentle rapid boat ride, and felt like we could be kids again and enjoy a roller coaster. It was NOT a pretty sight. We did not know a camera was filming us. We had neck pain so severe we wished we were dead. We could not even scream out in terror or agony. Watch if you can stomach it; it is not a pretty sight... 2 old fools on Ghost Rider!!

But it sure was a fun day watching our grand daughters having fun together. Gram would've been proud. Then she'd say, "You Pole-cats! Why didn't you take ME?"

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

4 Tickets to Knotts Berry Farm $119.96

Overpriced Hamburgers and Hot Dogs $28.00

Watching two extremely brave yet obviously insane ladies take on Ghost Rider and look like their faces are going to peel off, silently screaming inside "WHAT WAS I THINKING" and almost peeing their pants . Priceless!

Thanks for posting this and making me laugh so hard 2500 miles away that I myself almost pee'd my pants ( And yes I have watched this now 5 times and laugh harder each time ). You two are Crazy!!!!
- Jen. :)

Anonymous said...

Joan's*side*of*the*story: It is 27 hours after the ride. My neck hurts (Jayne's fault), ribs are sore (Jayne again), black'n blue thigh (you know who) and I am stiff all over. My ONLY prayer on coaster was, "Dear Jesus, Please don't let Jayne's hip pop out, and don't let us konk heads!" He answered. My sister tried to make up for torturing me: a Grandma Knott's Fried Chicken Dinner. (she succeeded) Next stupid idea: someone gets a crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am older (and wiser) than you two, but WOULD have gone on that ride if not for the fact that it would have ruined my coiffure for the rest of the day. So I just sit up here on the mountain & say "I'm so glad I know those two kookie ladies".
Love ya... YouKnoWho

Anonymous said...

Aunt Jayne, YOU ROCK!!! And on so many levels.
1) You are taking your grandkids to an amusement park 2) You actually rode a roller coaster and last but not least 3) You have the courage to post it on your blog. YOU ROCK!!! Can't see my folks doing that. Sometimes one needs to take a few bumps and bruises to claim the right to brag!

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Aunt looks like she wants to hit you over the head with her purse.... if she could steady herself long enough to do so!

Wow - you guys are BRAVE! :)

Sasquatch said...

OK. Everyone knows that those wooden roller coasters are more brutal on you than waterboarding. No one told you this? You too are fraking nuts and I love it! I want to add thought bubbles to this video: both - "I am gonna kill my sister if we survive this" Jayne - "Oh Jesus, the only thing that will survive this is my new hip" Joan - "I wonder if Steve will leave the house to claim my body" both - "who is gonna drive the girls home now?" LOL How did you get those videos? That is a new thing. Well Mom and Aunt Joan, I hope you guys are OK and you have created one hell of a new family story. I would not have even gone on that thing! No more wooden roller coasters for this ol boy! You are my new heros!!!

Anonymous said...

Actually, no one explained wooden roller coasters to us until AFTER we rode the Ghost Rider! You mean there are others which don't scramble the brain, jar your dentures, zig-zag spines, open sphincters, paralyze vocal chords, and cause you to want to hurt your sister? WOW! Jayne, we are so there!!!!!!